Peter Gibbons (employee): The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.
Bob Porter (consultant): Don't...don't care?
Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob. I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob Slydell: I beg your pardon?
Peter Gibbons: Eight bosses.
Bob Slydell: Eight?
Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.
Remember the film Office Space (1999), the satire on corporate culture that had us laughing at the many ways a company's managers humiliated its employees and how its...





